This funny letter from Santa Claus, for adults or older children only, is a checklist of reasons why Santa won't be bringing any presents this year.
Free to download and print. Or, download the editable version for just $5 Either way, you can print this letter from Santa in just moments.
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Dear Susie,
I regret to inform you that I am unable to leave a present for you this year due to the reason noted. Address all appeals to the North Pole office, where they will be reviewed before the next holiday cycle. Fees may apply.
__ Ratio of naughty to nice exceeds 1.5:1 (limit set by Kris Kringle Standards Board, as revised 1862)
__ Neither cookies nor milk were left, and/or were spoiled, stale, or otherwise substandard.
__ You're Jewish.
__ Stocking contained foreign material including but not limited to: toe jam, lint, coal remnants, decade-old candy cane, pet hair.
__ Advanced SantaScan™ technology detected "Nice List" forgery.
__ No chimney.
__ At time of arrival on rooftop, subject was found to be awake. Per long-time St. Nick protocol, all parties must be in full slumber before Santa can deliver packages as scheduled.
__ Extensive elf research revealed that you no longer believe in Santa Claus, or that you professed to younger believers that Santa is "not real."
Kindest regards,
Santa
This Letter from Santa belongs to these categories: grownups
This Letter from Santa is available in two versions: a free, ready-to-use version and a $5 editable version.
The free version is available in Acrobat (.PDF) format: just download one, open it in Acrobat (or another program that can display the PDF file format,) and print.
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