Well, today is the day that I make up my list of naughty and nice children. Some kids are easy to put in one column or the other. A lot of the nice kids listen to their parents, do their homework and chores, and play nicely with their siblings. You've been difficult to place, though, and I haven't decided whether you should go in the naughty or nice column.
According to my records, you try to do nice things, and I think that's great. I see here that you do a good job of helping your parents around the house. Keep it up! However, I do have another list of some pretty naughty behavior, most specifically the recent "Incident" that shall go unnamed.
I'll be watching you for the next few weeks up until Christmas to make sure I put you in the right column. If you're looking for a way to bump yourself up onto the good list, you could ask your parents for ideas. I'm sure they'd love to help you out.
Best of luck—I'm rooting for you!